USA – Royal Pains

Royal Pains
Royal Pains- USA Network
Royal Pains
Royal Pains- USA Network

“Royal Pains” is one of the several amazingly witty original programs on the USA Network. It makes its return to the USA Network with Hank and Evan of HankMed getting their father Eddie R Lawson (Henry Winkler) to the E.R. because of an apparent heart attack after being confronted with his under-handed business dealings with Boris’.

The USA Network is currently looking for union or non-union actors to be part of USA Networks “Royal Pain” episode 2.17 ‘Fight or Flight’. They will be casting for male and female actor’s in their 30’s-40’s for multiple parts in the episode. Here are the specific roles up for auditioning.

1.) FEMALE (mid 30s; Caucasian) – JESSICA. 35, beautiful daughter of a Kansas crop duster, who is now a workaholic, high-energy trader for an investment bank in NYC. After her workaholic best friend dies of a brain aneurism, Jessica gives up the stressful lifestyle of an investment trader and decides to buy an old airstrip in the Hamptons and start a flight school business. Hank Med treats her after she almost loses consciousness while flying a plane. GUEST STAR.

2.) MALE (mid 30s; any ethnicity) – HARRY MARSTEN. 35, Jessica’s best friend. He is a workaholic, high-energy trader at an investment bank in NYC who suffers a fatal brain aneurysm. 3 SMALL SCENES.

3.) MALE (35-50; any ethnicity) – ER DOCTOR. This ER Doctor meets Hank in the Emergency Room of Hamptons Heritage as Jessica is brought into the hospital A FEW LINES.

4.) MALES & FEMALES (30-40; any ethnicity) – EMTs. These EMTs in NYC try to take Jessica to a hospital after she calls 911. A FEW LINES EACH

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  1. I could say that I am the right person for the roles, but you hear that by everyone. All I ask is to look at my experience and my web site and make a fair decision. If you give me a chance I know I know you will not be disappointed, Thank you for your time. All my head shots, reel, resume and all you need to know about who Joel Desselles is-is on my web site.

  2. i am a 19 year old girl who loves to make people laugh. i love to sing, dance and act. i love the feeling you get when you make someone smile and you know your the reason for making them smile. I love when people thank me for making them smile. i know you could help me live out a dream that i have been dream and try to make come true for like 15-16 years now. I am 5feet 3 inches tall i have short brown hair brown eyes and of course love to entertain people. it’s my dream and passion. i love to help others out. i am a loving care-able kind person.

  3. This would be absolutely an exciting experience and opportunity for me! I would be new to the industry but not forgotten. I would bring the energy and confidence that you seek. I’m an african american woman, 5’9″ height, and athletic to average body; I can bring to camera what you ask for…so, please call me soon.~

  4. 18 year sales representative, actor……basically the same thing. Royal Pains needs a story with black people guest staring. Im pretty, 40 (can pass for early 30s) and love the show. so…..

  5. Well I feel like I could be a good attribute for the show even though it is already a hit. Im able to take orders as well. And I usually bring a good vibe to where ever im at.

  6. I am a summer person and my life is stress therefore I can and will act very well. I can fit in as if I belong there!

  7. I am a former police officer in the Charlotte NC area so would fit well into the role of EMT. I am from New York origionally and still have my accent. I’m currently enrolled in acting classes in Charlotte NC.

  8. I am a 19 yr old college student and I live right in cold spring hills ,on the golf course where Royal Pains is filmed. I am a huge fan as well. I am 5’8″ , long blonde hair, 115 lbs. I am an equestrian, viola player, dance ,and have modeled.I would be perfect for the show.

  9. I should be considered for the Royal Pains audition because I am a 17 year old actress who loves to act and am really good at it. I can be the next big star to come on the show and I love the cast. Everything in the show is in great order and I would be a big asset to the show. Not to mention I love the show and have recorded the whole season. If I am picked to act in the show I would give it my all and no one would be disappointed in my performance. I have also been told that I am a great actress. Please contact me so I can be a star.

  10. I should be considered for Royal Pains because I actually have a Nursing, Field Medic, Forensics background. I am a dedicated very experienced Actor.

  11. I have always taken an interest in acting. I did acting up till middle school and put on little skits randomly for friends and family. I am dedicated and i know i would bring something new to the screen!

  12. Hey what’s up, my name is Benji, I was born in Sydney, Australian… that’s my accent. Uh, my house was built on the shores of manly beach and the saying in my house was, Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.. Basically, I was brave for leaving my house to travel the world and meet diverse cultures. I currently staying in miami beach, home of “The combination of classic beach homes and modern, high rise condominium towers that reflect the blend of big city living with a casual beach town attitude.”, so you know, I can get a little attitude sometimes. I’m a down under guy. “And in high school, I was voted Person most Likely to Win a Superlative. Now, who does that? Me.”


  14. I should be considered for the USA – Royal Pain Audition because I have numerous wealth of experience of Television and stage performances, recently I went for American got talent show, and I also produced a talent show in my Arma Mater Merritt College Oakland California in 1996. I am also a member of International Poet Association of which I had 2006 best poet award.

  15. I am almost 24 but can look older with makeup and different hair styles. I raised my sister since 2002 when my mom passed. Now that she has moved out I would love to stretch my legs in acting. I love this show and know that I could be an asset to the team.


  16. I should be consider for a role on the show because I believe I can be a great asset. I’m a beautiful, young, and talent woman with ambition. I know that I’m gonna be one of the biggest stars to come. So why not let USA be the first to have the next best thing?

  17. HI my name is Ethan Dempsey and I am a new actor coming into this company. I am very experienced and love to act. My directors say I’m amazing. I would like to be on the show as a little part, extra , or background person. I am 13 yearsold, 5’2, and weigh 107 pounds. PLEASE LET ME COME DOWN OR GET AN AUDITION. I WOULD REALLY LOVE THAT. If you need more information contact my email. Thank you. PLEASE MAKE MY DREAM COME TRUE.

  18. Im 22 years old. I look slightly older. 5’8” 145 pounds. Of middle Eastern decent. I also have acting experience. Im looking to start working and I would love the opportunity to take part in such a funny program. Thank you.

  19. I think I would be great for this show. I have a very strong, leader personality and I’m an aspiring actress and am really looking for a “big break”. I have a lot of determination and am very passionate. I am 5’5″ and I have brown hair and light brown eyes. I’m 14 years old. I’d love to be considered

  20. Think it would be fun. I am national certified EMT-B and LPN. Been in a couple of plays, and people say I should be the moive voice guy.

  21. I am seriously interested in your suggestion. The job is that, I always wanted to reveal my talent of acting and starring at different shows, films. I’m outgoing and communication-able person, who can easily take any friendly orders from film-director, script-writer or other people engaged in this business. I’m able to work with groups as with pairs. Thank you in advance! AGE:13 (REGARDLESS MY AGE,I’M QUITE TALL, SO I CAN BE USEFUL FOR 14 AND 15 YEARS OLD HEROES)

  22. I should be considered for Royal Pains because I have a passion for acting. I am currently signed with Hutson Talent Agency and have landed acting jobs as an extra with this agency. I want to further my acting career since it is something I love to do!

  23. I’m a designer; “Most of my designs are edgy: some are as simple as a Red Rose blooming during the 1st day of spring, but yet to be bloomed and reveal the most beautiful petals.” -Marianna A. Rezende-. As well as a writer, I write poetry, songs and short stories. I’m an athletic person, what I most like to do is play soccer, Capoeira(Brazilian martial arts), swim and run. I play some itruments, likt the Cello, pandero, atabaque, and the Birimbau. I can sing, it’s not like WOW singing but I can hit most of the notes. I paint, and I free draw. I was born in the Country side of Brazil and I’m very fond of animals, I love them all, especially horses. I’m never afraid of trying new things. I ‘m a very adventurous and spontaneous person. That’s it for now, but it wont be IT for long because we’re always gaining knowledge and experience.

  24. I feel that I should be considered for USA Royal Pains because I’m a new face in the entertainment industry and i know that i can bring a specific energy to the character that i would be assigned.

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